Waffles v Humans

Waffles are like humans

Humans are a thing 

Waffles are also a thing 

When you eat a waffle you get full

When you eat a human you get full...I think

I've never eaten a human, but waffles are like humans. A human could dress up as a waffle if they wanted, or they could eat waffles. 

Humans and waffles have ups and downs. You have ups and downs in your life. The ups are great and the downs are horrible. Sometimes it feels like the downs are more frequent than the ups, usually not but if so, it's ok. You're just a retarded waffle. Anyways, just remember through the ups and downs that you are a beautiful waffle full of ups and downs! That's the way it's supposed to be! If you were flat all the time, that would make you a pancake.